The AWESOMENESS that is Prussia

fasterfood:

what if onions make our eyes water because at some point in history onions abused the human race so now as instinct we begin to cry in fear in their presence

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

((Exactly what I look for in a person. <3))

pokephrases:

Who let a bear into the audience?

“Who let a ~~bear~~ ursaring into the audience?”

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN

SERIOUSLY, LIKE NOW

We should start doing that to people who we know from tumblr in real life.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

kanrkri:

aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts:

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

no one on tumblr should ever become parents

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

Excuse me while I find a good corner to cry in.

In other words: “Why do you have like 30 people listed as your brothers and sisters on facebook?”